The truth about Bob and Eve

Hahaha Alex posted this on the crytography forum. It's so nerdily funny :D For those who're wondering what this is about, many people (especially Scheiner) refer to parties A, B and E when talking about man in the middle attacks and cryptography. That is A wishes to communicate to B, but E is is evaesdropping. For convenience they are refered to as Alice, Bob and Eve. Below is the sordid love triangle.